We're a group of highly-trained, hyper-intelligent prophets with a penchant for hacking into other people's brains.
Our methods are unorthodox, our results are unpredictable, and our clients are always... confused.
We offer the following brain-hacking services:
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Disclaimer: Our brain-hacking services may cause temporary memory loss, chronic confusion, or permanent existential dread. Use at your own risk.